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[–]FutureBogWitchLow karma or new account 292 points293 points  (9 children)

Where is Mona Lisa? I'm inviting both of the sapperstiens.

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points  (1 child)

She’s the woooOOOOooorst…in the world. But she’s definitely invited.

Just hide your valuables.

[–]Accomplished_Fix4948 26 points27 points  (0 children)

…and your prescription narcotics.

[–]SwissMyCheeseYet 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I would invite Mona Lisa and Councilman Dexhart so they both have something to do.

[–]GetawayDiver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Genius

[–]DadBod_NoKids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Tammy2.

Thatd be a powder keg of a couple

[–]OnceAYearPotatoes 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Money pleeeeeeeeeeease

[–]SeltzerCountry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t see a scenario where 911 isn’t getting called for some reason.

[–]Frodil 559 points560 points  (7 children)

I'd invite Ken Hotate, I would never throw a barbecue at the holy land Wamapoke land without inviting the tribal elder of the Wamapoke

[–]HeyNineteen96 146 points147 points  (1 child)

Ken would be a great addition to any gathering, if the police got called and they were white, he could shame them into leaving us alone!

[–]Previous-Giraffe-962Burt Macklin, FBI[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well you could just bring Trumple

[–]Bleejis_Krilbin 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he brings his ceremonial peace pipe.

[–]TheRealGongoozler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He also has one of the best lines in the show when he’s taking the “curse” away from the harvest festival and adds a little “scooby dooby doo” in it

[–]orcajet11 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I too choose this guys tribal elder

[–]okbacktowork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A BBQ? With white meat? That's offensive.

[–]stacityThe moon shall join your coalition 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Obviously Jean Ralphio because he’ll get the party happenin

And Perd Hapley so he can worm and his art of conversation

[–]setrataeso 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He'll turn that frizz-own upside-dizzity

[–]professorhorseradish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And make your eyes piss tears

[–]haikusbot 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Obviously Jean

Ralphio because he get the

Party happenin

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[–]stacityThe moon shall join your coalition -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Good human!

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[–][deleted] 294 points295 points  (10 children)

The 2 animal control guys

[–]RingBolognaVonce 79 points80 points  (3 children)

The first thing I said to myself when I saw the pic was, duh, they don’t even have the….Wild Stallions?!?🤣

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (2 children)

"oh yeah yo we found this bird outside we tried to turn it into a work whistle like the beginning of the Flintstones"

Tugs on bird

"Tougher than it look though."

I lose it every time

[–]ristretthoeelow cal calzone zone 🫶 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I love them!! When they’re trying to get rehired as the animal control staff 🤣

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"What up? Yo, my name is Brett and I like burgers, and also, I'm very high right now."

[–]coopermoe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rip Harris💜

[–]lurker2358 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought this, but adding Perd to the mix would be fantastic.

[–]mistercolebert 7 points8 points  (1 child)

RIP Harris Wittels. Gone too soon.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, didn’t know he passed. RIP

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A barbecue could only get better with a bag of weed.

[–]emojicatcher997 244 points245 points  (5 children)

Jen Barkley. I don’t know many kids and I have booze at home so she’ll be happy. Same goes for Joan Calamezzo.

[–]Ermahgerdrerdert 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I am curious about the qualities that they share and the ones that they don't and how they would interact.

I wonder what Jen Barkley thinks/thought of Tom.

[–]mysausageisthewurst 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I don’t believe she even once has had a single thought about him.

[–]Fox-with_socksGa-zoinks-bo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s probably pretty accurate

[–]DadBod_NoKids 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joan seems like such a liability though. No way she doesn't slam margaritas in the pool and then get arrested for DUI leaving my neighborhood

[–]awake-asleep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also came to say Joan and Jen.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Kyle can tell you all about the umami flavor in whatever you grill.

[–]joker2814 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Shut up, Kyle.

[–]Not-a-dark-overlord 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Stop being so pretentious

[–]Doc-Spock 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I'd love to invite Jean Ralphio...but it's unlikely that he'll make it without violaaaaaating his house arrrrrrrrrrest!

[–]notahouseflipper 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Definitely Tammy Two. Just for a night. What harm could one night do?

[–]NerfRepellingBoobsEngage with Zorp! 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Famous last words.

[–]SoberWill 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"that woman really knows her way around a penis"- Ron Swanson

So she knows how to handle grilling some sausages I presume

[–]AbbyClaw 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Jam can't go to a BBQ. He has IBS

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (2 children)

ALL. OF. THEM.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Literally all of them lets get weird

[–]RoystonCornwallis 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Kristin Bell is a slam dunk but for fun, I’d go Jean Ralphio - he’s a blast and hilarious

[–]Formal_Coyote_5004 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Joan, Jean ralphio, the douche, and animal control dudes

[–]Hanseland 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Your house is gonna get ruined!

[–]Formal_Coyote_5004 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s ok my barbecue will be outside :) as long as I keep the booze, weed, and food outside no one needs to go inside!

[–]Admiral_Donuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After bout 20 minutes with Brett and Harris the Douche is gonna be the most hilarious person on the planet.

[–]ratatouille_nut 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Barney is neutral grounds, he seems like a cool guy and he might also negate any drama

[–]NerfRepellingBoobsEngage with Zorp! 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And he’ll find everything you say hilarious.

[–]SeltzerCountry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel so sad everytime he and the other accountants get their hopes up when they find out Ben isn’t joining their firm.

[–]Elwood_Blues_Gold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He would definitely bring a dish to pass.

[–]su2dv 30 points31 points  (3 children)

No Brandi Maxxxx?

[–]NerfRepellingBoobsEngage with Zorp! 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Girl knows her way around a sausage.

So I just go out the same way I came in?

[–]thefallenlunchbox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’d star in the porno remake of the BBQ

[–]Previous-Giraffe-962Burt Macklin, FBI[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d invite her over after everyone else leaves

[–]Willowy 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Lucy - she's cool and a good conversationalist

Jen - she's hilarious

Ken - he's got great stories and is handsome

Ingrid - she's actually super nice and would bring great hors d'oeuvres

Barney - because he'd have a great time and I doubt anyone invites him anywhere

... and of course Ben and Leslie would have to come, because I <3 them.

[–]oxalis_rex1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha my first thought was Ingrid would probably bring the fanciest wine I'd ever seen so she's invited.

[–]johnnyboy_63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ingrid, Ben, and Lucy are about the most normal people to choose from. Solid pics.

[–]mandowillis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is my list 👍

But i might throw in Ethel because I bet she has some good goss and you never know what she's going to say.

[–]anewleaf27 22 points23 points  (0 children)

(Tammy) slaps face with jerky

(Leslie) Oh God she’s amazing.

[–]badpuffthaikitty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would ask Donna to make the invite list. Choose yo Party.

[–]58lmm9057 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Perd Hapley

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The story about this barbecue is: It’s good.

[–]stacityThe moon shall join your coalition 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The story of the temperature of my steak is: it’s medium

[–]Sparky_delite[🍰] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sewage Joe.

[–]redtail84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone except Jam. That guy sucks.

[–]Hoff2017 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio, Ken, Joan, Typhoon, Perd, Jen Barkley and the Douche.

That would literally be amazing.

[–]ohiost2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio is hilarious, but I would have to go with Brett and Harris. They're such a vibe

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if I only get one? Jeremy Jamm and he sings generic rock into a PA the entire time

[–]IWantToBeSimplyMeA lively fisting 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lucy. That is all.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio + sis, Ted, Joan Calamezzo., Jam, Tammy 2, Typhoon, the Animal control dept & the DOUCHE!

[–]funkyduck7506 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wittels my fellow Phïsh fan and Jean Ralphio for sure

[–]No_Eye5780 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Animal control for sure

[–]pinpunpan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ethel Beavers, the barber, and the douche

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ethel Beavers is missing. # 1 no questions

[–]Willowy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Ethel is 2nd from the bottom, left.

[–]Pixxx79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends. Am I or am I not allowed to shove their face into the barbecue?

[–]DevoidSauceBoob hats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jessica Wicks. She'd charge all the food to the Sweetums corporation as a tax deductible donation. I wouldn't have to pay for anything.

[–]TaffyMarble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tammy 2 and Jen Barkley, for sure. Over sexualized chaos with a side of literature knowledge plus miss "tell it like it is" having drinks. Yesss!

[–]Hosizzlemynizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picking one from each row I'd go with JR, Joan, Jamm, Lucy, Jenn, and the douche.

First row is the only one that's tough, because I do like Barney, but Jean Ralphio is just too funny

[–]IdontKnowWhereBertIs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tammy 1 and Tammy 2 and a case of moonshine 🫙

[–]Derrick_Mur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ken Hotate, Jen Barclay, Typhoon, and Lucy

[–]Lazy-Day 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joan, Jan & Tammy 2… 😏

[–]Dizzy_Amphibian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dexhart and Tammy would be a great time!

[–]fanman3174 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jessica Wicks, she seems like fun. Might bring some delicious sweetums treats for desert too.

[–]NerfRepellingBoobsEngage with Zorp! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I invite Dexhart, do I also have to invite his 20-something children?

[–]Bonepanther 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The councilman that’s caught in a sex scandal like every four seconds would be fun.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio and The Douche.

[–]i-am-pepesilvia89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio!!

[–]roz-noz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jean ralphio, ken hotate, tammy 2, animal control guys, and jennifer barkley

[–]Kam1ya_ka0ru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ken Hotate obviously, then Jen Barkley, Joan, Perd, and last but not the least, Barney from the accounting firm. I need someone to appreciate the nerdy jokes.

[–]Diff_Result_8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is all of them an option?

[–]Previous-Giraffe-962Burt Macklin, FBI[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it’s all of them minus Tammy 1 and Marcia langman

[–]TheRealGongoozler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My response to each:

✔️✔️✔️✔️

✔️🚫✔️🚫

🚫🚫✔️✔️

✔️🚫✔️✔️

✔️✔️✔️🚫

✔️🚫✔️✔️

[–]gabeisawizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to get stoned with the animal control guys

[–]TriviaTwist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Malway-Tweep. Highest chances of getting laid.

[–]rilano1204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joan Calamezzo for SURE

[–]mike1018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I invite animal control, are they both coming? I feel they would just find a line of ants to watch and be super chill. Maybe make a work whistle like in the Flintstones

[–]kempton_saturdays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamm, Perd and Joan Calamezzo

[–]PapaSanGiorgio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamm. He's gonna bring Tokyo beans and karaoke (kudos on that pronunciation)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not invited: Douche, Marcia Langman, Dexhart, Tammy 1, and probably Kyle.

Everyone else is welcome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone except Jam, the Tammies, that bitch from the Christian families association and Jean ralphio (yes I know he'd be amazing for partying but he'd probably break my grill and run away)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Douche will provide the music!

[–]dragongrrrrrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to invite Jen Barkley and the Douche. I think they’d get married or at least have a torrid love affair.

[–]lyrataficus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jen Barkley, Joan Calamezzo, and Tammy 1 just to watch the chaos unfold.

[–]Immediate_Angle_3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean ralphio and barney

[–]mighty_pebble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just me, Lucy, and the douche

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamm of course.

"Stupid Eagletonians are totally getting poned by these bees, imma send this straight to Tosh, haha! Ow f, f f***!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Ralphio, Joan, perd, Tammy 1 and “the douche” (douche voice).

Marcia too, a buzz kill is always needed.

[–]Seagullstuff 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wait who did Kristen Bell play

[–]natureismyjam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ingrid de Forest. From eagleton. “You don’t kick a dressage horse after a failed pas de deux”

[–]Seagullstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU YES

[–]minklebinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pfff, im white, i invite anyone to my bbq haha, im inviting the whole office, the posho eagleton office, the whole saperstein family, ethel and any lovers she wants to bring, ken hotate and anyone he wants to bring, all of aprils friends, etc. no tammies.

but also when i say im white, im white british, the bbq is tomorrow night at the park bring your own drinks and also bring some food, a british bbq is always last minute the weather doesnt wait XD

...also im vegan, i dont know how to cook meat, theres 2 asda bbq trays for the vegan fake meat and veg (corn on the cob etc) and one for meat and im leaving ron in charge on that. though, if i knew ron swanson id just leave him in charge of the bbq and id tell chris treager to chill out and ill make the "healthy" options (theres lettuce for him, and allergen friendly junk food for the rest of us lol)

[–]EazyP87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeremy Jamm. The Sapersteins all of them even Fonzie, Jenn Barkley, the animal control guys, Jessica Wicks, Ken Hotate, Kristen Bell,

EDIT: Forgot Perd

[–]Usergnome_Checks_0ut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perd Hapley and Kathryn Pinewood, because Perd is a celebrity and I’d just love to hear how he would describe the food. And Kathryn because have you seen just how gorgeous she is and she’s also not a total nut case until say Tammy 1 or Tammy 2, or Joan.

[–]Dropjohnson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joan Calamezzo. The rest of the space I’d fill with vodka.

[–]Uberdonut1156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 2... for.... reasons....

[–]MickeyPineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHERE'S PARK RANGER CARL?

[–]Jenofonte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, everyone except the Catholick lady and Tammy 1. And the stoners from animal control neither, they suck.

[–]Evil-Black-Robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the people that are smiling but not that accountant guy...

[–]royal_bastardess[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 1, Tammy 2, Joan callamezzo, and Jen Barkley just to see what happens

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy #2, could be interesting

[–]batmenvonwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s true. I’m having a party. I’ve got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn’t invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.”

[–]Shoelace1200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them except Joan, Tammy 1, Ethel and the evil Christian woman

[–]CptCalamari0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone. I thrive on chaos.

[–]IsaacDcookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: I'm an anarchist and I invite them all, just to watch the world burn.

[–]Backwhack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Eleanor Shellstrop

[–]dgreenwood11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them, let’s see what happens

[–]MizunoHawk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How many can we invite?

[–]MizunoHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many can we invite?

Ken, Jean- Ralphio, Jen Barkley, Barney, and Joan Callamezzo

[–]NixxKnack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Schwartz aka Jean Ralphio.

[–]LTetsuo41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean Ralphio + Joan Calamezzo = instant party

[–]zachesh34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 of them

[–]DPSOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 1 and 2 and 17 horny male ostriches.

[–]MackyWilliams 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Everyone except for the anti-gay lady and the 3 at the bottom other than the Douche, mainly because I don’t really remember their characters. So basically the bottom right corner.

If I’m supposed to pick 1 then probably John-Ralphio because he’ll liven up the party

[–]Unxcused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typhoon, Jean Ralphio, and Perd Hapley. It would make for an interesting event

[–]quigonjoe66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more the merrier

[–]Wolfheron325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken, Jen, Lucy, Ethel, typhoon, Jean-Ralphio, councilman Howzer, Ingrid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marsha Langford, The Douche, Tammy Two, and Joan. Also Gary from Gary.

[–]LaunchpadMcquacck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides Marcia Langman, Jessica Wicks, and maybe Councilman Dexhart, I think I’m good with everyone here.

[–]neckbracewhore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily Jennifer Barkley

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 2 and Jean Ralphio… for sure

[–]ML5815 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jen. Joan. The Saperstiens. The douche. Harris and Brett. See you guys there.

[–]FoamSquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shauna Newport because I think she is insanely hot, next question.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reporter girl who slept with the one guy who left after the first season or the gay barber would be the only two I could stand for more than 3 minutes so those two

(I don’t remember the names, its been too long)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy.

[–]jjking83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 2. She definitely knows how to eat some meat.

[–]teambeefcurtains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucy. She’s chill, fun, and has bartending experience.

[–]HungmanPage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken, Perd, and Joan. And Leslie.

[–]blac_sheep90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken, Perd, Lucy and Jen.

[–]Silly_Objective_5186 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tammy, you know which one

[–]hansg37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joan Calamezo, Jen Barkley, Tammy 2, Mona Lisa, Jessica wicks, and Ethel Beavers

[–]meganium58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them

[–]Over-Marionberry-686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I supposed to know who these people are?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy

[–]ristretthoeelow cal calzone zone 🫶 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harris That's a cat or a possum. [shows a possum in a cage]

[–]abbey121524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orin

[–]gwhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ron. He brings his own meat.

[–]uku_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That photo of Joan is terrifying 😭😂

[–]chezzer33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to invite everyone but the Tammy’s and the family stability lady. If I had to cut a 4th it would be the paunch burger lady

[–]PoliteCanadian2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there’s a bar-b-que that means there will be people there. And those people will be bar-b-queing. And the food they cook will be bar-b-qued. And that’s what happens at a bar-b-que!

[–]Darksideofthebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken, Perd, Jean, and Typhoon

[–]AnotherXRoadDeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two Tammies, Ron Swanson, Jean Ralphio, and Perd Happley to report on the slaughter.

[–]ChesapeakeCobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean-Ralphio, Jean-Ralphio, Jean-Ralphio, and Jean-Ralphio. One man party.

[–]babytigertooth005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them? Can I invite them all? Smart thinking keeping Marsha Langman off, nobody wants a party pooper.

[–]Crease_Greaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the ones that I like

[–]VeryStickyPastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m particularly mentally I’ll that day, Tammy 2, Joan Calamezzo, and the animal control guys.

If I’m feeling normal, Jean Ralphio and the animal control guys. And Kyle because he needs a friend.

[–]starbycrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only person I’d be even remotely willing to invite is Shauna but she’d probably just steal my boyfriend

[–]CaitCaitCaitMomo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild stallions ride again!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joan bc she’s a hot mess and I wanna watch that drunk around fire

[–]DOGxKillin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ralphio and let him do the rest

[–]memania44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The animal control guys are a package deal

[–]Flavazzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy tammy haha

[–]gemhreqo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jean ralphio, Joan, and Tammy 2

[–]PaxViviana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken Hotate duh

[–]admiralaladeen003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tammy 1 and Jen Barkley. Iykyk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harris

[–]rmoss7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The douche, Jean-Ralphio, and animal control. That’s just a straight up good time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ingrid and Shauna. That might be fun