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[–]ChubbyHanover 1870 points1871 points  (90 children)

this happens at Panera all the time, especially with mac n cheese...so not surprised.

[–]MastiffOnyx 695 points696 points  (77 children)

I've tried twice for one of their soup bread bowls.

I get a cup of soup and 2 slices of bread. Where's the fucking bowl. There's a reason for the bowl. It's so it can soak up soup and get flavored.

Fuck Panara and their lies and false advertising.

[–]Main_Bother_1027 322 points323 points  (9 children)

Wait, what?? I just saw a Panera commercial yesterday and it showed someone eating tomato soup out of a bread bowl. I'd FLIP if I didn't get an actual bread bowl wtf????

[–]nillah 176 points177 points  (6 children)

person above said they had just ran out of bread bowls that day. i dunno if they ordered online and for some reason the store didn't mark the bread bowls as "sold out" or what, but they definitely do serve them. granted the bowls are not fantastic, but it's a bit misleading to say they don't have them anymore

[–]UndeadBatRat 45 points46 points  (2 children)

I work at a different restaurant, the higher ups are huge dicks about marking things as "sold out," they usually expect us to call everyone who orders the sold out item, to ask if they want a replacement. If it's really busy, this is just unrealistic, so I tend to give them the closest replacement and a note to call of they want a refund.

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    [–]hole-sum 68 points69 points  (56 children)

    Oh wow this happened to you too? I ordered the soup bread bowl, received that bullshit and never came back. It was my first time trying Panera too about two years ago. Never going back and I do not believe they actually sell bread bowls

    [–]Dramatic-Avocado4687 19.8k points19.8k points  (375 children)

    That’s disgraceful

    [–]Temporary_Tea3684 7604 points7605 points  (57 children)

    Avocado has spoken

    [–]peopleloveourpatties[S] 2511 points2512 points  (27 children)

    🤣🤣🤣

    [–]Visual_Dance_3018 531 points532 points  (15 children)

    I love your name....SpongeBob references always thrill me

    [–]PhDinWombology 183 points184 points  (9 children)

    Sounds like you forgot POOP

    [–]One-Mud-169 58 points59 points  (0 children)

    Patties laughing at avocado and tea wins the food war IMHO.

    [–]zipperfire 85 points86 points  (6 children)

    Avocado has left the building

    [–]heartsoflions2011 111 points112 points  (4 children)

    It was never in the building to begin with, judging by that toast

    [–]nothing_but_thyme 1122 points1123 points  (221 children)

    Say it with me people…

    STOP. GOING. TO. PANERA!!!

    [–]HighFiveKoala 500 points501 points  (103 children)

    Panera is just fancy hospital food

    [–]HulksInvinciblePants 393 points394 points  (51 children)

    My wife asked for no tomato on her sandwich and they told her everything comes prepackaged so alterations weren’t possible.

    My point is…hospital cafeteria food is leagues better. Panera is a vending machine sandwich.

    [–]919471 145 points146 points  (11 children)

    I don't usually go to coffee shops but I went to one recently on a whim to do some work, ordered a chai with less sugar. When I got the receipt back it said "less powder", apparently they just used an instant powder mix and couldn't separate the sugar otherwise. It was just watery chai. I paid US$7 for that disappointment. They charged about 5x the cost of hawker centers in my country where you can let them know how you like your tea/coffee in any measure.

    A lot of these chains are thoroughly enshittified.

    [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (5 children)

    We’re in a lather-rinse-repeat cycle with chains that start off brilliant with venture capital and then enshittify their products and service to squeeze out profits for shareholders, who are their real customers. The fact they make and sell something seems to be a byproduct.

    [–]Electromotivation 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    And to think I would be ok starting a company, be making 10 million profit, and then just keep making 10 million profit for the next 20 years. I guess that just isn't enough.

    If you aren't constantly accelerating, it apparently doesnt matter if you are still moving forward.

    [–]Many_Year2636 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Make chai at home desis add cinnamon, clove, ginger, jaggery, etc and it's literally 50cents a cup

    [–]zkiller 50 points51 points  (18 children)

    Not arguing about the point in general, but that is literally just not true about alterations or prepackaging, Idk why they would say that. Laziness??...

    [–]reegarman 63 points64 points  (17 children)

    When I worked there 20 years ago, the paninis didn't allow alterations because they were pre-assembled. The other sandwiches were made to order. Not sure what it's like nowadays, though. Panera has gone downhill a lot since then.

    [–]bayesian13 45 points46 points  (14 children)

    they were bought by private equity

    [–]Rhodin265 60 points61 points  (10 children)

    RIP.  I look forward to the “Why Panera failed” videos a few years from now.

    [–]NurseKaila 72 points73 points  (4 children)

    “Because they charged $18 for 1/2 grilled cheese. The end.”

    [–]Royal_T95 26 points27 points  (3 children)

    There was one about Quiznos and it was so interesting. Same exact thing happening here

    [–]zkiller 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    ahh gotcha, that may be why. I have definitely noticed the downhill trend. Seems to be damn near everywhere these days.

    [–]EverythingWetDry 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    This. EVERYTHING has gone downhill. Quality is something nobody seems to care about because … nobody takes pride in what they do.

    [–]Aggravating_Emu4325 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    and 4x the price. it's a social experiment

    [–]Low-Drag-8152 30 points31 points  (12 children)

    I always say Panera is glorified hospital food!!

    [–]stormrunner89 72 points73 points  (7 children)

    20 years ago it was amazing. Decent portions of great food for a fair price.

    Then the quality started going down, they replaced the bread with cardboard-like crap, etc.

    Then they went public and the quality REALLY took a nosedive and the prices shot up. It's a completely different thing now.

    [–]tearsonurcheek 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    I enjoyed it. Back when it was still The St. Louis Bread Company. Ate at Pantera, and...I've had better meals in the chow line back in the Army.

    [–]spookybubbles42 28 points29 points  (6 children)

    I recently stayed 3 days in the hospital & their food was 10xbetter than Panera

    [–]ShesATragicHero 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    I had an extended stay recently, and the hospital food was legit far better than expected. Especially breakfast. I even liked the meatloaf, and I hate meatloaf.

    I was also on heavy drugs, so take that as you will.

    [–]BiasedLibrary 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Fun fact: panera in Swedish means 'to bread' something.

    [–]LITTLE-GUNTER 206 points207 points  (74 children)

    i got assigned a doordash order for panera the other day. on my way out i figured “ah, what the hell, i skipped breakfast, let’s get a smoothie and a bagel”

    the smoothie was so fucking sour that either the strawberry syrup or the bananas had started fermenting, and the bagel was so stale that i had to rip a bite off of it like it was a piece of raw meat. i threw it onto the sidewalk and it bounced almost back up to my head. genuinely inconceivable how that place is still in operation

    edit: i should add, this was at 11:40 AM.

    edit 2: multiple “don’t litter” replies over a piece of bread? are we for real? i don’t even have a witty comeback or anything. just… are we for real? are we for real. be serious for once in your lives lmaooooooooo

    [–]TourAlternative364 37 points38 points  (23 children)

    I like the "idea" of Panera, but it just seems a little overpriced for what you get.

    [–]jmcgit 67 points68 points  (5 children)

    I liked it maybe 10 years ago, just one of those places that enshittification hit hard.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Someone gave me a $15 gift card. Gave it away immediately. I have Campbell's at home.

    [–]Crystalas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I haven't been in like 15 years but I still fondly remember who they used to be. Nice ambiance, sit by fireplace with a big bowl of great soup changing seasonally in a sourdough breadbowl with a decent sandwhich for surprisely cheap.

    I still miss those breadbowls.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Panera used to be a great spot.

    Then, they reduced the quality and size of their portions and raised the prices. Not to mention, the quality of the employees has taken a hard nosedive.

    [–]coysrunner 15 points16 points  (5 children)

    Right? A nice little sandwich salad soup spot? Sounds perfect!

    [–]thefirstpancake602 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    I love the combinations of what we are supposed to be getting. It's great for inspiration to build yourself at home for a fraction of the cost.

    [–]TourAlternative364 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Someone gave me a shortbread cookie from there and I as like, this is really yummy...I'm going to get some. And they were like $4 a cookie.

    Not some oversized cookie. Just a cookie sized cookie.

    [–]Mal_Funk_Shun 32 points33 points  (21 children)

    Stale bread bounces?

    [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (11 children)

    A rubber biscuit.

    [–]OxfordKnot 9 points10 points  (6 children)

    If it don't bounce back...

    [–]NickTheWhirlwind 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    You go hungry!

    Bow bow bow

    [–]OxfordKnot 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    ^this guy rubber biscuits

    [–]hyundai-gt 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Unexpected Blues Brother's reference!

    You ever heard of a wish sandwich?

    It's where you have two slices of bread and you (tee hee) wish you had some meat!

    [–]Nihilistic_Mystics 47 points48 points  (5 children)

    Extremely over fermented bagels will get pretty rubbery. Not actually stale though, just cooked wrong.

    [–]Mwahaha_790 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Sorry for your trouble but hilarious description. I'm chuckling

    [–]LITTLE-GUNTER 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    i was so upset!!!! i was SO annoyed man. i was so mad. i’ve worked pizza delivery and brought people pizzas that had toppings put on them incorrectly and seen them get so wildly furious i thought they would hire hitmen to go after me!! the level of dereliction on display in that entire restaurant that a line of people were happily waiting for blew my mind.

    i try to have a decent amount of pride in what i do, right? sometimes i half-ass and i’m never proud of it when i do it, but doing a good job especially for another person and having it be well-received is an excellent feeling! i could not imagine trying to work in a bakery, KNOWING what bagels are SUPPOSED to feel like, and putting those golf cart tires under the heat lamp anyway!

    [–]DrBarnaby 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    No, that's Panera!

    (New marketing campaign? Panera plz call me I am full of great ideas like this)

    [–]Relevant-Ad4156 11.1k points11.1k points  (301 children)

    I haven't complained or sent anything back in my entire life, but if I were served that, I'd seriously consider it. That's way worse than "it doesn't look as pretty as the fake marketing photo!"

    [–]Bookwerm4life 4660 points4661 points  (83 children)

    Consider?? Hand me a blonde wig and call me Karen because I’m about to make everybody’s life difficult. That’s legitimately insulting. And the fact that someone made that for delivery order? Hell naw  

    [–]Dry_Cartographer4627 1358 points1359 points  (38 children)

    [–]Suspicious_Row_9451 582 points583 points  (35 children)

    [–]that_lexus 306 points307 points  (33 children)

    [–]PinchingNutsack 174 points175 points  (13 children)

    i am straight up excited about how many gifs are there for this very specific scenario, internet you crazy

    [–]Fun_Goal4428 166 points167 points  (15 children)

    [–]Tokasmoka420 75 points76 points  (10 children)

    She gives me ptsd. That clip telling her husband to stop breathing loudly is the greatest ad for birth control imaginable.

    [–]autistic___potato 48 points49 points  (8 children)

    She gave her kids PTSD too. Had one committed for 2 years.

    [–]Ready_Revolution5023 16 points17 points  (7 children)

    Who is this? I’m more of a book reader than television watcher.

    [–]autistic___potato 33 points34 points  (5 children)

    Kate Gosselin, from TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 (twins and sextuplets).

    She was an abusive disaster.

    [–]bckpkrs 182 points183 points  (7 children)

    Seriously. I was a cook for ten years and if I got handed that, the first words out of my boomer being fools mouth would be "get your manager" followed immediately upon their arrival with a "WTF is this?!"

    [–]MoorIsland122 57 points58 points  (5 children)

    But you're sitting at home having retrieved the "meal" from in front of your door. (No manager, no delivery person even).

    [–]Avedas 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    I've called Uber Eats support for shit food before and they comped me. Looked about as bad as this.

    [–]__ma11en69er__ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I ordered some shopping recently as I couldn't leave the house, I'd ordered 2x of a 4pk of something, a couple of 2x other items.

    When they arrived they were all in 1 small carrier bag, fortunately it was easy to see though, I told the driver that there should be more but he had nothing else for us.

    1 photo of the bag and they refunded everything straight away.

    [–]CryBerry 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    That's the problem with delivery sometimes, they don't feel the pressure to do shit right.

    [–]Jafar_420 111 points112 points  (8 children)

    Oh I'm sure the worker used the correct amount of avocado that Panera wants you to. That picture is a lie and they shouldn't be able to do that.

    I've never worked at Panera but I imagine it's all portioned out already. I haven't ate it Panera since about 2010 and it was actually pretty damn good but I've been seeing posts the last few years saying it's awful. I'll most likely never step foot in one again.

    [–]red__dragon 49 points50 points  (4 children)

    Yeah, late 2010s and I was already getting disillusioned with Panera's terrible quality.

    I have copycat recipes for the soups they made, and I've learned some of the sandwich combos I like. It's not worth spending $25 for $8 worth of food that tastes like cardboard anymore.

    [–]WildOneTillTheEnd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Can I get those copycats tho? The tomato soup and potato were amazing back in the day

    [–]Parthen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Post up those copy cat recipes pls

    [–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (2 children)

    I’m stealing this!!!

    Hand me a wig and call me Karen! 💀💀

    [–]C-romero80 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Right?!

    OP id be definitely "talking to the manager". This is unacceptable.

    [–]OneRobotBoii 128 points129 points  (1 child)

    You showing up to the place

    [–]Bookwerm4life 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Not a hesitant bone in my body LOL 

    [–]Biomax315 222 points223 points  (7 children)

    Yeah, same. I’m pretty chill. But there’s no way I’m not sending that shit back and talking to the manager.

    [–]RusticBucket2 377 points378 points  (51 children)

    I keep a pretty laissez-faire attitude when ordering fast food. I always see my Taco Bell order as more of a suggestion.

    [–]JLammert79 192 points193 points  (2 children)

    So do they.

    [–]otter_mayhem 49 points50 points  (17 children)

    We quit ordering from our Taco Bell when my partner's tacos were 99% lettuce. We recently moved to a different town and this TB is awful. It's the only thing I miss from our previous town. That TB was the best, whether you were picking it up or doordashing it.

    [–]SleazyKingLothric 33 points34 points  (8 children)

    At this point you can go to an actual Mexican restaurant for the exact same price but will get free chips and salsa plus one taco that has as much meat as 10 taco bell tacos. It's the one place I refuse to bring the kids.

    [–]LunchTwey 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    But local mexican restaurants dont have baja blast 😩😩😩

    [–]NkechinyerembiI AM MODERATELY UPSET BY THESE EVENTS. 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    I knew the moment our taco bell went to automated ordering systems because I started getting my order right

    [–]WebMaka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I order from TB almost exclusively online, and my local TB's failure rate on getting orders right is still about 60%.

    When you pay people enough to care they generally will, but TB ain't even close to hearing that...

    [–]THROBBINW00D 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    LOL

    [–]A2Rhombus 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    Problem is Panera is fast food but they wanna be upscale and their prices reflect it

    [–]xtreampb 91 points92 points  (16 children)

    I’ve only sent one thing back. I’m 33. It was at a place a bit more fancy than Texas Roadhouse. I ordered a steak med rare and came out well with some part med well. It took a while to get and I was hungry so I ate the less cooked areas. The waiter saw the well done bits and some of the med bits and he got me a new one and a free dessert

    [–]heili 56 points57 points  (8 children)

    I sent a porterhouse back once because I asked for extra rare and it came out well.

    That's not even room for interpretation on what constitutes "extra rare", and if i am paying porterhouse prices I'm gonna have it cooked as I like it.

    [–]Sceptre 18 points19 points  (4 children)

    Totally valid reason to send something back: "This isn't what I asked for".

    On the other hand I've dined with a few people who love to send stuff back, I've concluded it has to be some sort of weird power move. It's exhausting.

    [–]APenny4YourTots 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    I used to work at a fast food place with a four-lane drive thru. We would walk out to people's cars to take orders and bring food out. We were also well known as the place to go for a sweet tea in that part of town. There were a few customers who would constantly complain about their tea. "This one has too much ice, I want another one LIGHT ice. No, no, that's too little ice, it's barely cold, I said LIGHT ice, not NO ice, are you dumb? Oh you're close, I bet two more trips and you'll get it :)" There's no way any rational person is that snobby about fast food sweet tea

    [–]Parepinzero 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    So you didn't send it back, the waiter noticed the problem and fixed it for you :P

    [–]Gumbercules81 40 points41 points  (2 children)

    Consider? C'mon guy, this is a battle you pick 10/10

    [–]WiggliestNoodle 34 points35 points  (10 children)

    I sent back some chicken tenders because it was like $10 for 4 and all of them were smaller than my fingers

    [–]PandiBong 92 points93 points  (4 children)

    Consider it? If you accept that, you deserve to get taken advantage of.

    [–]cantwatchscottstots 4539 points4540 points  (304 children)

    No idea how they’re still in business. Everything they make is nasty. Used to be a great high quality healthy alternative to fast food. That ended a while ago.

    [–]filmhamster 1468 points1469 points  (149 children)

    They made some major cost-cutting changes not too long ago. I miss the old Panera. It’s pretty low on my list of options now.

    [–]yeahgroovy 432 points433 points  (66 children)

    Then they think people are too dumb to notice……

    [–]CumingLinguist 231 points232 points  (26 children)

    I had it once recently (and opted never to return, food was okay but not great and stupid overpriced). However, it was absolutely packed

    [–]cy_frame 163 points164 points  (17 children)

    I just use it for their wifi when I want to work outside of my home. It opens really early so that's one nice thing, lol.

    They used to have good cinnamon rolls and then they switched to "cheaper" and smaller ones that even taste stale.

    Granted this seems like a greater trend in fast food, more expensive for less quality goods.

    [–]KonungariketSuomi 106 points107 points  (11 children)

    This is a trend in every industry. It will unfortunately continue because 95% of people are too blissfully ignorant to realize they are being extorted.

    [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (3 children)

    I just can’t order at most chain places these days because the food is ass. Everything is smaller, shittier and twice the price. I just sigh and take another trip to Aldi.

    [–]KonungariketSuomi 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    I'm lucky enough that my university includes non-atrocious dining hall food with my tuition. It's healthy enough and all-you-can-eat, so it saves me tons on groceries and food.

    [–]muldersposter 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    95% of the people don't have much of a choice but to just get on with it.

    [–]Dogeishuman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Shareholders gotta see quarterly profits somehow

    [–]Cainga 53 points54 points  (5 children)

    It works for a lot of brands. But eventually as time flows on they can’t keep clinging onto the brand recognition as they are eroding it away. Then executives jump to the next raising brand to destroy through cost cutting.

    [–]greeblefritz 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    A lot of those cost-reduction projects come from mid-level MBAs. The execs are on board with it, of course. But it's generally some dingus with an MBA pushing it.

    [–]Cainga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It always works short term. Each dollar cut in cost translates directly into profit. While trying to grow the brand takes multiple dollars to drive a dollar of profit. So they go for the short term returns to put on their review and leave the company before sales fall.

    [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (3 children)

    I know. I used to love their soup and sandwich deals but the last time I went it was almost $20 and very underwhelming. I can get a rotisserie chicken for less at my grocery store and have at least 4 meals from it.

    [–]RSAEN328 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    They got rid of premium selections (I loved their roasted turkey and Gouda sandwich) and added a lot of chicken and tried to advertise it as a great improvement. Not worth the premium price. We've been going a lot less now and when our dirt cheap drink club promos are up we'll be cancelling.

    [–]Reddit_Commenter_69 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    The worst move was their decision last year to no longer bake the bread fresh in store. They now reheat frozen bread shipped over long distances.

    [–]archercc81 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    In 2017 they were bought by, you guessed it, a "private equity" firm. The cost savings were to maximize short-term profits knowing it would turn the company to shit and then eventually they will sell the carcass.

    [–]gmwdim 89 points90 points  (8 children)

    Every business gets ruined once the Wall Street firms take over ownership.

    [–]liberal_texan 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    The Great Corporate Enshittification

    [–]acog 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    No level of profit is ever enough. It inevitably leads to lower quality.

    Then a new chain becomes popular, the owners eventually cash out for a big payday, and the cycle starts over.

    Except, you Costco, you’re somehow still great. ♥️

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    It's the business cycle my friend!

    Here is the fun of it: the market demands constant growth. For whatever reason we are not OK with stability, the only thing that gets our motor going is growth baby!

    So, a new company starts, let's call it a coffee and donut shop. They have a differentiating product, and experience initial growth. Amazing! They have so much room to go up! They start expanding, more stores, more revenue, the gods of capitalism are satisfied. They product remains good because they are still in the initial growth phase of "make your customers happy to grow". Then they run out of markets... ok, let's try diversification! So instead of just coffee and donuts, they introduce sandwiches and shit. Boom, more revenue! I mean at this point their sandwiches are... probably mediocre because that wasn't what made them popular in the first place, but their brand is strong and their loyal customers are eating the sandwiches. Revenue growth is great, the gods are still pleased.

    Now we have a problem though. We have saturated all of our markets and diversified our offerings past the point of sanity. We have hit a lull, and cannot find a path to revenue growth. Do we say "we're happy with our current market share, let's maintain it and keep our customers satisfied"? Hell no we don't! Now we're in the "profit growth" phase of our business! If you can't grow the top line, you gotta work on shrinking the bottom! At the start this is easy, you grew fast and likely not in an efficient way. So start looking at some inefficiencies that have basically no impact on the final product and you're cooking. The problem is, even those opportunities start drying up. Now you have to make changes that have SOME if small, impact on your customers. Eventually you move to frozen donuts instead of fresh, don't throw out the day olds because "they're good enough", and make decisions driven by increasing the profit margin, even if minor.

    Now here is the fun part. By this time in the cycle there is some brand loyalty associated because consumers are not acting on perfect information, and there is a lag in their info. So people still consider your coffee shop "a good brand" even though the product has gone to shit since they formed that opinion. So the accountants all high 5 themselves on their great initiatives increasing profit, without realizing they have already signed the death warrant of the company, it just takes time to degrade a brand enough to overcome the savings they are realizing.

    [–]FlyingRhenquest 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    You know what else demands constant growth? Cancer.

    [–]KatakanaTsu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I'll bet the CEO's and shareholders' pay wasn't one of those cuts.

    [–]ARAR1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    major cost-cutting

    = more profits for owners, less and shitty for everyone else.

    [–]xVARYSx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It's the same with Chipotle. The 2014-2018 Chipotle would fill your bowl or burrito so much they'd struggle to get the thing closed or wrapped. Now a days you're lucky if lettuce even touches the lid on your bowl. And the price has only gone up!

    [–]NoCoFoCo31 143 points144 points  (23 children)

    It’s not just that it’s nasty, but it’s wildly overpriced and nasty. It would be one thing if a you pick 2 was still like $10-$12, but it’s nearly $20 for absolutely nasty food. I’d rather go to McDonalds for my two hot-n-spicy meal 6 times than eat at Panera. Horrible food, even worse prices.

    [–]peopleloveourpatties[S] 102 points103 points  (3 children)

    Right! It used to be so yummy as a kid— only stopped in because it’s a quick walk from school but was very disappointed. Also I like your username lolz

    [–]TengoCalor 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Pleaaaaase tell me you sent that back 😭

    [–]the__ghola__hayt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    You know they didn't. This is Reddit after all.

    [–]PaperGeno 26 points27 points  (6 children)

    It's literally hospital food that they're charging 100x mark up on

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    My hospital serves much, much better food than that and would fire anyone trying to pass that off as a sandwich. Our hospital cafeteria is one of the best places to eat in town, cheapest too. They'd be ashamed for Panera if they saw this picture. LOL

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      [–]myrichphitzwell 136 points137 points  (26 children)

      And the reality that due to this purchase a home is now out of reach...

      [–]Hardwould_69 821 points822 points  (51 children)

      Don’t think I’ve ever been to a Panera and said “This was totally worth the cost.”

      It’s always something like this, school cafeteria food grandstanding as an upscale deli.

      [–]archercc81 84 points85 points  (4 children)

      Waaayyyyy back in the day, like well over a decade ago, when they had a good "you pick two" fixed price lunch option it was actually my go-to option on the road.

      But in prep for their IPO they started going "lean" to give better numbers and then were bought by a private equity firm and have been complete dogshit ever since.

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        [–]ghostofwalsh 76 points77 points  (11 children)

        Yup, the current ownership is running it into the ground for some reason. I know I won't be back.

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          [–]Andysue28 15 points16 points  (3 children)

          Seems to be every company anymore. Can’t possibly go a quarter without increased profits, then they wonder why people aren’t coming in, and then the layoff the workforce and pat themselves on the back with a huge bonus. 

          [–]nihility101 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Not just increased profits, but the rate of increase from last year must be greater than the year before otherwise a perfectly successful firm will be treated like it was failing on Wall Street.

          [–]gmwdim 16 points17 points  (4 children)

          Yeah “tolerable” is the best case scenario and even then it’s rare. Hell, the office manager in my last job used to order Panera catering when we had guests in the office and most people didn’t even want the food that the company already paid for.

          [–]clickclickbb 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Idk if I'd even consider them tolerable anymore. Last time I went there I tried whichever of those baguette sandwich was vegetarian and I felt like shit the rest of the day. It was like 90% bread, a tiny amount of cheese and some veggies. No clue what's in that bread that made me feel so bad.

          [–]robotteeth 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          It was like 20 years ago, they progressively made their entire menu worse while trying to keep the air of being above-fast food and more expensive. There was a day where you’d get a hearty meal and it felt worth a few extra bucks. I boycotted them like 5 years ago when the price outstripped quality, but I think it really stopped being worth it way before that

          [–][deleted] 251 points252 points  (33 children)

          God I hate Panera and hope they go under soon lol

          [–]peabody624 82 points83 points  (29 children)

          I just hope that “JAB Holding Company” was able to make a couple hundred million before running them into the ground 🙏

          [–]gmwdim 60 points61 points  (5 children)

          Private equity ruins 99% of companies and products that they take over.

          [–]CosmoKing2 25 points26 points  (22 children)

          The founder of Panera, Ronald M. Shaich, knows his stuff and creates tasty food (like Au Bon Pain - a concept that Panera followed). He's already moved on to building CAVA and Tatte into high quality alternatives to the garbage that Panera has become. Panera is run by a bunch of Soleless MBA's whose only knowledge for profitability is cutting costs and focusing on extracting all value from the company. So, they sourced the cheapest alternatives to every ingredient and all the food became mediocre - at best - as a result. Just like the Taco-Bellification of Chipolte. Jersey Mike's is another example that is early in the cycle of becoming shit.

          Unless their goal is to bankrupt the chain, they would be wise to undo everything implemented since 2017. There was nothing wrong with the concept, quality, or pricing - but they had to meddle to prove themselves. They have already actively driven off their core, repeat customers - in droves - by making every item on the menu inferior and much more expensive. Customers know this. They taste the difference. They also see that the prices have gone up a considerable amount while quality and enjoyment diminished even more.

          I would advise the entire C-suite to "enjoy" daily lunches from their own establishments for an entire month and discuss anything learned.

          If you can't make a truckload of money from charging $7 for half a sandwich and ladle of soup - you are an absolute idiot (but these people have great credentials). I often wonder if people actually enjoy dismantling great companies in this way and I've never come up with a solid answer.

          [–]fiercemullet 605 points606 points  (51 children)

          Stopped patronizing this joke last year because of shit like this. I bet that was expensive too.

          [–]TeslasAndKids 184 points185 points  (33 children)

          Same here. Hadn’t been in eons but decided to try one day last year. Ordered the exact same sandwich I’d always gotten and the meat on it was abysmal. My husband and I were like ‘did we really pay $50 for this?!’

          Not to mention they want you to order from a kiosk and add a tip.

          [–]RusticBucket2 76 points77 points  (2 children)

          I will strictly only tip if I know for sure that the money goes to the kiosk and not the store manager.

          [–]Glassesguy904 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          The robots took over and even THEY need tips to supplement their costs. Those kiosks should unionize.

          [–]Sweet-Ad9366 12 points13 points  (12 children)

          $50 for Panera? How is that possible?

          [–]rsplatpc 32 points33 points  (10 children)

          $50 for Panera? How is that possible?

          I was curious:

          2 Toasted Garden Caprese

          2 Citrus Punches

          2 Bacon Mac and Cheeses

          Summary

          Subtotal
          $50.94
          Taxes
          $3.06
          Total
          $54.00

          [–]missoulian 34 points35 points  (0 children)

          The price is literally on the first photo in several places

          [–]likethemouse 63 points64 points  (3 children)

          Pretty sure it was $3.49

          [–]Dickies138 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Yea, Panera used to be decent years ago, but the last time I got a sandwich there it was overpriced hospital food

          [–]CheckoutMySpeedo 288 points289 points  (15 children)

          Panera has been trash ever since it was taken over by the vulture capitalist investment group, like 5 years ago. It used to be my go to. Now it’s my stay away from. Last time I ate their catered food, 3 of us in the office had food poisoning and I had to go to the ER to get rehydrated after. Fu(k Panera.

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            [–]waffels 12 points13 points  (2 children)

            TikTok brain rot runs deep in people

            [–]archercc81 48 points49 points  (5 children)

            2017, so were coming up on 7 years now.

            [–]KuromanKuro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            You’re allowed to say Fuck on Reddit. There’s full on pornography to either side of this subreddit. Definitely behind it too.

            [–]JTorpor 175 points176 points  (8 children)

            Low Avocado = Low Carbon

            [–]Michaeli_Starky 33 points34 points  (2 children)

            Plenty of carbon on that bread, tho

            [–]peopleloveourpatties[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

            LOL technically true

            [–]ColorlessTune 41 points42 points  (2 children)

            One day people will learn to stop going to/ordering from Panera. They were good once, but something happened and their quality plummeted while prices got higher.

            [–]archercc81 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            got bought by a private equity firm about 7 years ago, they ran it into the ground to extract maximum profits and probably will do like red lobster and sell whats left to some idiots eventually.

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            [–]SangriaDracul 29 points30 points  (1 child)

            This bread was an insult to hospital food.

            [–]trixiewutang 8 points9 points  (3 children)

            I’m typing this as I’m avoiding eating free Panera cause a drug rep brought it in.. literally the only reason Panera is still in business is because drug reps buy them for doctors offices’ lunch for their schpeels we don’t want to listen to..

            [–]PandiBong 36 points37 points  (8 children)

            That's a joke, lol, anyways pretty sure it's illegal to be THAT off of what you're advertising.

            [–]Embarrassed_Cow_7631 10 points11 points  (4 children)

            The problem is have to have lawyers or an actual governing body that gives a damn

            [–]SwampCrittr 67 points68 points  (2 children)

            Panera is so disgusting

            [–]ZookeepergameLarge25 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            ty, i deplore that place.

            [–]whaturuterusspawned 29 points30 points  (2 children)

            Hello, I want a refund as I ordered a Classic Avo and received a slice of bread Shrek sneezed on

            [–]ycr007 19 points20 points  (8 children)

            Is there a subreddit for pictures of food that don’t match their photos in the app/menu?

            [–]noceboy 21 points22 points  (2 children)

            Oh, links aren’t allowed apperantly (I got a notification my previous answer would be deleted). Yes: it is the ExpectationVsReality subreddit.

            [–]ivebeenabadgirl4 22 points23 points  (1 child)

            On no. That’s getting refunded immediately.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            Mistake was going to Panera 

            [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            I don’t care for avocado, but if I had ordered this then I would have gotten a refund. That to me looks like a bait n’ switch. I’m sorry my friend.

            [–]ModerateStimulation 33 points34 points  (11 children)

            The $3.49 price tag should’ve been the first red flag

            [–]RusticBucket2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

            To be fair, the first red flag should have been the sign out front that said ”Panera Bread”.

            [–]pinkbuggy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

            I think the person preparing this sad toast added the amount of avo required to make it 200 calories, which is also listed in the picture 😅

            Terrible expectation vs reality, but there were signs considering all of panera's nonsense posted in this sub

            [–]EatsRats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            I hope you returned it. Consumers only have one voice and it’s money.

            [–]SuspiciousDistrict9 37 points38 points  (7 children)

            I go to my Panera every morning to get the free tea (I pay for an account) . I would be so appalled if this came across the to-go counter at me. You need to call them and return it. I hope you didn't eat it.

            [–]crumble-bee 37 points38 points  (9 children)

            Buy some sourdough and an avocado. Halve the avocado, remove the stone, scoop out the flesh, mash it with a fork, mix in some salt and lemon, toast your bread, scoop the avocado onto the toast lol. It's one of the easiest things to make, I can't imagine ever ordering it.

            [–]neptunexl 11 points12 points  (1 child)

            Don't forget the pepper! Garlic and paprika powder too if you're feeling fancy lol

            [–]WearyRevolution5149 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            And everything bagel seasoning and eggs on top

            [–]jxher123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            No chance I accept that if it was given to me, I would've asked for a refund.