Sex is no accident.

Creedelback · 2011-03-28T21:48:53+00:00

Here's the whole series of ads.

CandyMan77 · 2011-03-28T23:25:56+00:00

Boner rollerskating is my favorite sport.

rampantdissonance · 2011-03-28T23:24:36+00:00

If I had to guess, I would think that that particular gentleman wouldn't be into it.

Twubble · 2011-03-28T23:47:11+00:00

Dusts off old rollerskates...

_Revolt_ · 2011-03-28T23:54:51+00:00

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BaseballGuyCAA · 2011-03-29T01:33:59+00:00

MTV in 1985: Sex is no accident, use a condom.

MTV in 2011: Teen Mom 2.

D'oh.

db0255 · 2011-03-28T23:20:56+00:00

She was obviously asking for it.

BedMonster · 2011-03-28T23:34:04+00:00

Clearly I need to rollerskate more often.

MeGrimlock4 · 2011-03-28T23:19:38+00:00

How can mtv create this and jesery shore?

HSMOM · 2011-03-29T00:43:49+00:00

TIL that according to MTV 2 out of 3 women run around panty-less.

kmg444 · 2011-03-29T01:04:27+00:00

Sadly, that turned me on

iapprovethiscomment · 2011-03-28T22:38:45+00:00

So you're saying this one has never happened to you?

Am I the only one??

everfalling · 2011-03-28T23:34:56+00:00

considering how that guy is dressed i'd say both of them got raped.

TenerenceLove · 2011-03-29T00:27:45+00:00

The guy clearly saw what was coming and decided to go for the high score.

In no frame does it explain how his fully erect cock gets out of his shorts, but I'm guessing a guy like this never leaves home without easy access to his yogurt cannon.

Pandalicious · 2011-03-29T01:39:46+00:00

NARRATOR: People always laughed, but Billy knew that his practice of wearing tissue-thin pants would pay off one day. Who was laughing now? Billy was. For a glorious 8.5 seconds... Until rough hands pulled him off and set him on the course the would end in a prison sentence so long that it might as well have been life. There, Billy's brilliance for wardrobe preparedness would prove his tragic flaw...

Camera shows water circling into a bathroom drain. Muted screams are heard. A tinge of red is observed the instant before the camera cuts away.

NARRATOR: These days Billy always carries a condom. Sadly, it is never for him.

Camera zooms out, revealing a solemn, older Billy with a barely healed cut on his lower lip.

BILLY: Remember kids, accidental sex...

Heavy sigh. Billy makes eye contact with the viewer for the first time.

BILLY: ... is accidental rape.

The More You Know™ star flashes briefly across the screen.

Fade to black.

NyQuil012 · 2011-03-28T23:32:33+00:00

Man, if I had a dollar for every time that happened to me, I would be able to afford the child support for my 18 kids.

feelsgoodonthedigits · 2011-03-28T23:43:20+00:00

so i was rollerblading with a boner when suddenly................

anarchyreigns · 2011-03-28T23:03:00+00:00

Isn't that SanFran? Shouldn't it be a guy loading his car?

diMario · 2011-03-28T22:12:08+00:00

Which reminds me of a joke.

A British Lord, elderly, one time experienced an erection right before bedtime. He called for his trustworthy butler:

"James! James! Come quickly! I have an erection!"

Dutifully, James the butler (a body as wrecked as his Lordship after a lifetime of serving nobility, be it through other causes) approaches, clasps his hands in admiration and says:

"Strewth m'lord, I ain't seen nothing like that in ages. You are one chipper lad at your age, Sir! Would m'lord requisition me as to go and fetch m'lady?"

Whereupon the lord answers:

"No James, fetch me my carriage. We are going to smuggle this one in to town!"

Har har.

thecrowes · 2011-03-28T23:15:00+00:00

there is no way you can rollerblade with a pitched tent, it will chafe so much you'd have to whip it o.... oh, San Fransisco.

BerickCook · 2011-03-28T23:19:52+00:00

It may not be an accident, but it can be a surprise!

expressadmin · 2011-03-29T00:53:41+00:00

TIL that MTV makes comics to promote safe sex... but still doesn't show music videos.

bkoatz · 2011-03-29T00:33:01+00:00

Why did he have a boner while he was rollerblading?

JustPlainSick · 2011-03-29T02:39:24+00:00

Am I the only one aroused by this?

MrHenodist · 2011-03-29T03:13:25+00:00

I beg to differ.

Guy claims in was an accident. (in spanish though)

translated TL; DR: guy claims he tripped over a girl while on a nude beach and it just fit.

D14BL0 · 2011-03-29T04:05:09+00:00

What the FUCK MTV?! That was obviously an accident! The very footage you displayed shows the man tripped on the track while rollerskating!

I can't believe MTV would try to defame this innocent (obviously gay) man from San Francisco.

2011-03-28T23:58:34+00:00

Sex may not have been an accident, but you certainly were.

viceroy76 · 2011-03-29T00:04:57+00:00

This has been a fantasy of mine for as long as I can remember.

rILEYcAPSlOCK · 2011-03-29T01:04:18+00:00

Great.

Now I've got all these boners, and nothing to do with them.

nowimconfused · 2011-03-29T01:10:03+00:00

Am I a bad person for wanting to see them finish?

ZIGgaZIGah · 2011-03-29T01:13:09+00:00

I hate when that happens.

2011-03-29T01:28:21+00:00

relevant_rule34! I need you!

ipwntmario · 2011-03-29T01:38:19+00:00

I thought this was the "Firefox, you asshole!" link from /r/WTF I clicked on. I was expecting the Firefox fox to come out of her ass.

mexicojoe · 2011-03-29T01:53:05+00:00

Unless you're Julian Assange.

havesometea1 · 2011-03-29T02:10:34+00:00

Well, the guy on the skates is obviously gay so she wont have to worry.

guilen · 2011-03-29T02:20:55+00:00

The funny part is that he's all "Oh god" and she's all "Hey, this isn't so bad!"

biglib · 2011-03-29T02:21:17+00:00

From one of the best early 90's movies The Last Boy Scout:

Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It...

Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

grimmreapa · 2011-03-29T02:22:32+00:00

"On this episode of Mythbusters..."

krangksh · 2011-03-29T02:27:58+00:00

This always happens to me.

OGB · 2011-03-29T00:03:05+00:00

What's the hardest part about rollerblading?

Telling your parents you're gay.

AnimusOscura · 2011-03-29T00:07:54+00:00

If only it was that easy.

wholetyouinhere · 2011-03-29T00:16:11+00:00

I came.

thedragon4453 · 2011-03-29T00:19:40+00:00

If I had a nickel...

alinc16 · 2011-03-29T00:26:19+00:00

HATE it when this happens..

bunnyrabid · 2011-03-29T00:33:22+00:00

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2011-03-29T00:42:25+00:00

I immediately thought of this.

moodwrench · 2011-03-29T01:00:13+00:00

This is why I'm no longer welcome at the aquarium.

Black_Apalachi · 2011-03-29T01:02:17+00:00

She was asking for it.

LiteraryReference · 2011-03-29T01:04:46+00:00

I miss Archie comics. How is Jughead doing nowadays?

reverendcat · 2011-03-29T01:07:46+00:00

No way, this TOTALLY happened to my wife 3 times!

derekg1000 · 2011-03-29T01:11:02+00:00

and of course who doesnt rollerblade with a raging exposed boner?

Zohmbi · 2011-03-29T01:11:45+00:00

Is it weird that I kinda got turned on by that?

DEXTER_M0RGAN · 2011-03-29T01:11:57+00:00

Not an accident, but still very akward and...sticky.

bearbearbear · 2011-03-29T01:19:51+00:00

Penis goes in, penis goes out. Never a miscommunication.

Sergeant_Hartman · 2011-03-29T01:31:33+00:00

I've never known anyone over the age of 15 to watch MTV, so perhaps it's not the best place to advertise to the sexually-active?

2011-03-29T01:38:54+00:00

Finally I have something to prove I was telling the truth

inviolentquiet · 2011-03-29T02:10:12+00:00

HOMING PENIS LOCK ON

c0mpg33k · 2011-03-29T02:10:17+00:00

lol gotta love the look on his face when he's sliding towards her it screams oh no i'm not into that ass!

sporazoa · 2011-03-29T02:15:36+00:00

I live and roller skate in San Francisco, and this has actually happened to me before. It's because of the hills, you see.

emice · 2011-03-29T02:21:07+00:00

Bruce Willis agrees.

2011-03-29T02:22:45+00:00

DAE jerk to this?

ToastBoot · 2011-03-29T02:25:07+00:00

This comic just told me that sex could definately be an ACCIDENT!

jonassfe · 2011-03-29T02:28:54+00:00

Hey! Do you guys remember Jet Set Radio? I don't remember this being in the game.

CrayolaS7 · 2011-03-29T02:30:55+00:00

Is it just me or does the girls facial expression look like one of pleasant surprise?

darkmessiah · 2011-03-29T02:41:23+00:00

No one was reminded of Jet Set?

2011-03-29T02:45:04+00:00

why is that kid skating around with a boner so hard and sharp it can rip through like 4 layers of fabric?

2011-03-29T04:46:12+00:00

"SIR, THAT IS NOT IN MY VAGINA."

These ads need the Benny Hill theme playing in the background.

maz-o · 2011-03-29T08:05:50+00:00

so this is how babby is formed

the_59_sound · 2011-03-29T08:18:11+00:00

i don't always roller blade...but when i do, it's straight into the ass of an attractive young female

ghostbackwards · 2011-03-29T12:35:38+00:00

Yeah right. Straight sex in San Francisco?


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